Disability jokes
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Who is Helen Keller?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.