Disability Jokes

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?

His dribble.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.