Disability jokes

Handicap

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Wheelchair

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Death

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

Death

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

Helen Keller

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Song

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Punch

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Wheelchair

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Murder

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Kid

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.