Disability jokes
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.