Disability jokes
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.