Disability jokes
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Who is Helen Keller?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.