Disability jokes
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.