Disability jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.