Disability jokes
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.