Disability jokes
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?