Disability jokes
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"