Disability jokes
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.