Disability jokes
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.