Disability jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.