Dilemma jokes
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.