Dilemma jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.