Dilemma jokes
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.