Dilemma jokes
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."