What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Difference Jokes
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
