Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?

They usually don’t live to tell the tale.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.