When did “yo” mean Hello. They are so different, how did they mean the same thing. Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language.

What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do

What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive

What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

What is the difference between a human and a bird 🦅? A bird can fly and a human can not fly

So what is the difference between a real doctor

What is the difference between a house and a car 🚘? A car car can drive and house 🏡 can not drive

Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not

What’s the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

Whats the difference between you and me. Your not strangling a man with a cloak on.

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

What’s the difference between a ukip voter & a shopping trolley? Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

What’s the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

Write a different of onions and dead baby