What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
