Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell
what's the difference retard and normal person. A normal person is not named Josh wakling
What is the difference between an orphan and a Phone? A phone has a home button.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder? About 15 stone
i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What's the difference between Baptist and rapist? The priests
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
