Difference

Difference Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Grandma

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

Dick

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Chamber

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Stereotype

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Rape

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

Civilian

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Pornstar

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Car

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Music

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Vampire

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

Rape

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

Pasta

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

Morbid humor

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.