Didnt jokes
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.