If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? because they remind them of men's dicks
So my son came up to me and said ‘ hey dad I’m hungry ‘ so I replied “hi hungry I’m dad “
And then I feed him my dick
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well...Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, "No bitch !" She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew...wakes-up jumps out of bed and he's in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, "Anything left for me Mother?" Andrew asks "Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself "Man...I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach so I walked up to her and said LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!!!!!!!!!
There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick I said what up your pussy she said your dick
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick
whats the smallest stick in the world?
your mans dick
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. "MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Bully...you such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
There is a party in my mouth and your dick is invited
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
