Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair a RC-XD
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
