What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair a RC-XD
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
I named my Ipod Titanic, it's syncing now
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
