A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
