Depression Jokes

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

I Am glass! People see right through me.

These ain't jokes these just sad truths

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree

I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...

Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

Can't wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!

What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.

It's cyanide.

I can hear the whole world booing me

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.