Dentist jokes
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.