Dentist Jokes

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

What happens to teeth when they go it water

bro I dunno they get wet?

Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH

BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS

I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

i can make a word with those \DICK

What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!

A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”