Dentist

Dentist Jokes

Dad

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

Husband

I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.

Cavity

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

Bear

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Pain

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Life

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Teeth

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Teeth

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Letter

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

Player

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Letter

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

Man

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."