Dentist jokes
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."