Dentist jokes
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K