Dentist jokes
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).