Dental Care jokes
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....