Dental Care

Dental Care Jokes

Tampon

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Teeth

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

Toothbrush

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

Dentist

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."