Dental Care jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.