Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
