Oral hygiene jokes
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you鈥檙e done eating.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.