Oral hygiene jokes
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
I'll put white in your smile.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.