Oral hygiene jokes
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I鈥檓 right here if you need help."
Sister: "That鈥檚 my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."