Q. Whatโs white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Q. Whatโs white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.