Dentist

Dentist jokes

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?

"I C D K"

You know what I see?

DICK

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!