Dentist jokes
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!