Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
