Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
Roses are red your mother has said come back again and you'll be dead
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train. The guy sitting next to him says I have a big dick. The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
your dumb but thats not what she said
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
