David jokes

Atom

rob · 7 years ago

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

Dad

Joke UK · 5 years ago

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Sperm Bank

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?

"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

Camera

MysteryGirl · 4 years ago

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A black and white photo shows a large group of men gathered around a giant old-fashioned camera. Text on the image says: "Making of the world's first camera". A comment below from "David" says: "Which camera took the picture of world's first camera?"

Rock

Willy b · 6 months ago

ID

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a text message exchange. In the first message, someone says "Hey, I'm David. I lost my ID today near central park." The reply says, "So you are Dav now?" Below this, there is an image of a cartoon bird with big eyes. The text overlaying the bird reads "*Dav", and another text says, "Listen here, you little sh t". At the bottom right corner there is a TikTok user id, "@potkan3000".

Kamala Harris

Willy b · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."

Clothing

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.

Steve Harvey

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.

David memes

Community talk

SkullCrusher

2 years ago

Hi i am david craig

Anonymous

2 years ago

Thank you roman, if its david you are more than dead, make one more post you'll have a dagger where the sun don shine. ^^

EatDatPussy445

4 years ago

ALL THE FUCKIN’ WIDE RECEIVERS is black, you know what I’m sayin’, except you and David fuckin’ Ball, but David Ball, man, that’s a nobody, fuck him, y’know what I’m sayin’, but…

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