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Camera

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

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    A black and white photo shows a large group of men gathered around a giant old-fashioned camera. Text on the image says: "Making of the world's first camera". A comment below from "David" says: "Which camera took the picture of world's first camera?"
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    ID

    Manga fan · 3 years ago

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    The image shows a text message exchange. In the first message, someone says "Hey, I'm David. I lost my ID today near central park." The reply says, "So you are Dav now?" Below this, there is an image of a cartoon bird with big eyes. The text overlaying the bird reads "*Dav", and another text says, "Listen here, you little sh t". At the bottom right corner there is a TikTok user id, "@potkan3000".
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    • Rock

    Willy b · 2 months ago
    • A meme featuring a pile of smooth, multi-colored rocks. Above the rocks, the text reads, "One of the best biblical analogies I've seen yet." Below the rocks, the text continues, "Good thing God didn't ban rocks after Cain killed Abel. Otherwise, David would have been defenceless against Goliath." There is a small "CocoFun" logo at the bottom right.
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    Name

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a question asking for a name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese. The response suggests "David Wongstein".
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    • Kamala Harris

    Willy b · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."
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    Pokemon card

    PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago
    • A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."
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    • Steve Harvey

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    • An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.
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    Clothing

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
    • The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.
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    • Michael Jackson

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

    "Boys Keep Swinging."

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