Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
