Darkness jokes
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
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"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"