What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
