Darkness jokes

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.

She is being born in 2 months.

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

Scroll down for explanation.

Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Do you have dark humor?

Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...