Dark jokes
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!