Dark jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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  • How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

    I don't know, my basement is still dark.

    So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

    The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

    So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

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  • What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

    A miscarriage.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."