Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many Knights.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
