Dark jokes
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.