Dark humour jokes
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.