Dark humour jokes

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

I am dark humor.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.