Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Dais Jokes
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
