Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
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Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
