Dais Jokes

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this 😂🤨😆

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Quote Of The Day:

It's okay to struggle.

It's not okay to give up.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.