Dais jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Memes
Mine is better than all of yours
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.