So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Father's day is a dad joke
Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten of by a shark. But don't worry, he is all right now.
I did a walk today but I did have a good day tomorrow night I
when is fathers day? 9 months before mothers day
What time is it when you say bad day
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life so he shot him then the judge gave him 15 years so there you go problem solved.
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!
