daddy's jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me." "What was your first impression on him?" "I told him, she calls me daddy too."