daddy's jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
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What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"