daddy's jokes
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."