daddy's jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.