daddy's jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."