Malware jokes

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His computer got a virus.

Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus.