Malware jokes

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His computer got a virus.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"