I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)
Why lil kid cut himself :(????
Answer: because he was emo HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.
When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
why dawayne is so small because his parents cut him up to small slices
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
Mom : You will make me kill myself Me who has cut first : I'll kill myself ✨first✨
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Your hair line is so back your mom can't cut it
How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
