Curse jokes
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Fuk Nip shat!
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Memes
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Go fuck yourself!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Shit.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
🌵funking prick!
He had the curse of vanishing.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Fuck nugget!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"