Curse jokes
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Fuk Nip shat!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
Go fuck yourself!
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Shit.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
🌵funking prick!
Fuck nugget!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
He had the curse of vanishing.