Curse jokes
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Fuk Nip shat!
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Go fuck yourself!
Shit.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
🌵funking prick!
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
He had the curse of vanishing.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.