Cry jokes

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.