A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.
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This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrased and I cried with a-dult cry.
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
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Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
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"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What did the trafic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing 😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😆
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
