Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah fuck this shit imma kill myself)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter".
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter".
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter".
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important"?
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here".
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
why did the cat cross the road
2 die
