Whale

Anonymous

Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂

Tesla

Elks Rumples

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and…a Tesla.

Dad

Thierry

Why did ama cross the road

To find his dad

Cow

pz112

what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)

Orphan

Anonymous

Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)

Road

JOKER

Why did the condom cross the road… Because he was pissed off.

Chicken

Anonymous

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road

Cause it got knocked down on its way

Nose

odindwt231

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose

Fire

Anonymous

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

Orphan

Anonymous

why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side

Baby

worst jokes by me

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs

Bone

Anonymous

why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.

Dictate

Anonymous

what do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator Fidel castro

Man

Taj

why did the man cross the road…?

because he wanted to :) :) :)

Bone

darkrobot77

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Water

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

Die

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road?!? To get to the other side.

Zebra

Anonymous

I like zebras

Road

Anonymous

why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

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