Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Comments (10)
Anonymous
That's wrong in so many ways you have a really sick mind
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is a program for morbid jokes why are you here if you don't wanna hear it
Retarded fuck
I don't get it. But i think i get it.. Someone explain please..
Θώθ the egyptian god
the mother went to cross the road and got hit by a car halfway into the process
CallmehChloe
Oh ok lol I get it but sad 😢
Joe
This is great well done dude
Teresa
that was friggin' funny - it's a friggin' joke -
Teresa
me again - I give that joke 10 chicken legs up
Ariana Grande
Taf 😂😂
"Ender"
I mean...technically they both got to the other side