Morbid jokes

Connor

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

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I mean...technically they both got to the other side

That's wrong in so many ways you have a really sick mind

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this is a program for morbid jokes why are you here if you don't wanna hear it

R

I don't get it. But i think i get it.. Someone explain please..

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the mother went to cross the road and got hit by a car halfway into the process

C

Oh ok lol I get it but sad 😢

J

This is great well done dude

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