Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
what sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centapiede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Your forehead is so long even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did mom cross the road? To kill you
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and......a Tesla.
Why did ama cross the road
To find his dad
what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)
