Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
Cops be like dead from covid hahaha should of listened to the law you dumb dead pigs
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
My sister so dumb she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
joe mama so dumb she studies for the covid test
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive
