CCP jokes

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."