Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
