What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
The FBI said open up. I shout them.
A person said cookie sale. I opened up. He fucked me
Hey fatboy why are you so damn fat? Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
