What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
