Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
